Where Nobody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go

Where nobody knows your name.

Wanted: Tickle-Neutral Valet To Remove Belly-Button Lint

Notice the butler is adding an additional valet. Verne’s other valets* include a:

Mold and mildew scrubber
Toenail clipper
Toenail clipper sharpener
Self-esteem booster
Self-esteem booster’s booster
Sock ironer

*partial list