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The iHam: Now With iSnack

I truly believe the day will come where you can order pizza online and it’ll be delivered electronically as a digital recipe for your in home food fabricator.  It will look and taste like pizza, but will be sculpted entirely of flavored gelatinous moss-goo. Moss-goo will come in replacement cartridges like you see in digital printers today.  And also like digital printers, the food fabricators will be inexpensive, but the moss-goo cartridges will be very expensive.  This will force most people to only fabricate food on special occasions or use the instant (or draft) setting where all food is fabricated as a square block of grey-green moss-goo.  It won’t look like pizza or taste like pizza, but the word ‘pizza’ will be stamped on the top so you can point and say, “Pizza.”

The future:  No flying cars, but lots of square grey-green blocks of “pizza.”

 

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