Verne has had a rough life. Born and raised in a K-Mart pet section. Educated at St. Albans and Harvard. Those years teaching macrame to underprivileged rodents in Newark. And now semi-retired in the suburbs living with a narcissistic raccoon and a reality challenged time-traveling squirrel.
Be nice to Verne today. Tomorrow you can tape a “Mock Me” sign to his back. Today, buy him a grande skinny latte and ask to see photos of the carefree and loving family that came with his wallet.
Verne deserves a day off from being Verne.