Wanted: Cucumbers Seeking Asylum

Ha. This is a good one.

I LOVE pickles. Pickles are a crucial part of my occasional and variously effective diets.  Pickles have ZERO calories.  Unfortunately pickles contain near infinite sodium.  All that sodium causes you to retain water — water the body needs to maintain homeostasis.  This is how no calorie pickles will cause you to gain more weight than snarfing an entire Costco Family-Of-Man sized tub of Crisco.

Pickles: Sort of of Evil.  But a yummy kind of evil.

Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind…

Pickles, cotton candy, unicorns and Kurt Cobain:  No where but Over the Hedge.