Must Flee TV

Someday there won’t be 500 channels.  There’ll be one channel. Your channel.  Where you get to decide what you want to watch when you want to watch it.

One channel. Lots of shows. No networks.

Someday.

Too Cool To Drool

This is Verne’s week.  Karma has come to town and she’s evening the score.  Or at least she’s helping to avoid a blow out.

Score so far:

Verne: 3

Universe: 6,345,924,259,823,945

But it’s only the top of the third.  Plenty of time to catch up.

 

Top 5 Dull Pets

5.  Fish.

4. Reptiles (Verne would just sit there reading Proust).

3. Ants (work, work, work)

2.  Sea Monkeys (die, die, die)

1.  Dodo bird (dead, dead, dead).

 

The One With Turtle Boobs

As all 14 of you loyal readers know, I do not draw Over the Hedge.  T Lewis does.

Nowhere in my script did I mention mammalian turtle boobs.  T drew those puppies all on his own.

Now, I don’t have anything against turtle boobs mind you.   I mean we all have our thing.   I’m more of a leg guy.  Human female leg guy.  But if T’s into the whole terrapin ta-ta thing, who are we to judge?  I mean,  he’s almost certainly not alone.  There’s got to be all sorts of web sites for the discerning reptile breast fetishist.

I just checked.  There aren’t any.

T is alone.