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Top Five Reasons Tattoos Are a Bad Idea
Top Five Reasons Tattoos Are a Bad Idea
5. A flaming vampire hamster on your back does not distract from your acne scars.
4. “Bob Forever” is very difficult to change into “Bogoslav Forever”
3. That Chinese character on your ankle actually means, “Toenail Merchant”
2. In 2054 when your butt sags to your knees, those Rolling Stone lips will look like a clown vagina.
1. They make God sad.
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