Why I Want Everyone to see Furry Vengeance

As of this writing, Furry Vengeance, the live-action-Brendan-Frasier’s-crotch-attack-a-thon-full-on-rip-off-of Over the Hedge has a 0.0% Top Critics rating on Rottentomatoes.com.  

I’ve never seen a rating that low. 

Apparently this “movie,” from the makers of earnest docs like Food Inc. and The Cove, is so bad even the crickets are boycotting.   This is unfortunate, because if enough people went to see it, they might be reminded how much they enjoyed Over the Hedge and wonder aloud why DreamWorks Animation doesn’t make a sequel.

But it’s going to bomb big time because even kids realize they’ve already seen it.   

Sigh… If only it had had a few ninja leprechauns.