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Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!
Holiday M&M’s are crack cocaine for middle aged men. You can’t eat just seven dozen.
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Top 5 Ways To Stay Off Secret Santa’s Naughty List
5. Bribe an elf. 4. Defect to the North Pole. 3. Start a Cold War. Threaten Santa with Mutual Assured Destruction. 2. Capture Santa. Trade him for the list and three spies to be named later. 1. Self-destruct in five … Continue reading
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The One With Jesus the Red-Nosed Savior
I see T placed Frosty the Wiseman in there. But Santa in a tutu? Is it Santa “The Nutcracker” Claus? Swan Santa? I’ll ask T and get back to you. Warning: it may take awhile. All my emails to him … Continue reading
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Santa Lube
“And the stockings were hung round the dryer vent with care, In hopes that St. Nick would not get stuck there,…” Like he did that one year when I was a kid and the firemen came and had to use … Continue reading
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Dunder, Donder or Donner?
According to our Latvian research staff (research is cheaper in Latvia), their best guess is that the correct name for Santa’s seventh named reindeer is Donder. Donder was the name used in a hand written version by the author Clement … Continue reading
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Hammy the Elf Saint
There’s a great Richard Guindon cartoon from years ago that my wife cut out. It shows a short, dumpy man sitting on the edge of a bed with his feet dangling over the side. His toes are pointed. The caption … Continue reading
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One Dares Call It Conspiracy
Verne will never understand the distinction between being right and being right now.
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All I Want For Xmas is Christmas
I’m aware there’s a connection between Santa and Jesus through St. Nicholas. But these days Santa is wholly secular. Santa has evolved into the face of commercial Christmas. At least for anyone over five. I watched Elf again the other … Continue reading
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Itmustbetrueitsontheinternet.com
Wikileaks. Is Julian Assange a good witch or a bad witch? He strikes me as a douche bag. But then again, most radical transformers are. No one wants to endanger servicemen and woman or covert operatives, but our government classifies … Continue reading
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This Is Your Brain On Banana-Mango Puree
Or as they call it on the street: Squishy Squishy Ban-Man. And, as always, the first spoonful is free.
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