5. Slave labor force of the damned
4. Outside the jurisdiction of international environmental, health and safety regulators
3. Charismatic team leader
2. Incendiary Incentive Bonuses
1. Smoking strictly enforced
Howard the Bunny Who Hates Raised by Sharks. Sounds like a Weekly World News Headline. Although at WWN, they would be alien sharks led by Bat Boy.
And who hates Betty White? Even Satan likes Betty White.
Howard the Bunny Who Hates is More Evil than Satan. Thus making Howard the worst character ever created in the history of the world.
I’m so proud.
What other names have grown out of favor over the years? Osama’s not too popular. Neither is Vlad or Idi or Pol. Naming your kid Necromancer would probably get him beat up a lot. Little Sauron will not have a happy childhood either. Attila Smith is going to see a lot of therapy in his future.
But the least likely name to ever be used again has to be Satan. Naming a kid Satan is child abuse. You wouldn’t name a mud carp Satan. Satan is such an unpopular name that Satan has changed his name to…