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5.  Self-consciousness

4.  Embarrassment.

3.  Anxiety.

2.  Shame.

1.  Garry Shandling.

 

Rocket J. Squirrel is Really ?!%$# Old

This is what it has come to — making fun of elderly deaf cartoon squirrels.  Have I no shame?

No.  I had all my shame removed years ago.  I keep it stored it in the fridge next to RJ’s conscience and the cocktail onions.