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Dogs (and a Turtle) Playing Poker

I got some interesting responses to my blog post question about whether we should reveal the actual interior design of  Verne’s shell.  A couple were so good I was tempted to steal them. The responses were split down the middle … Continue reading

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Verne’s Tardis

We’ve used the Verne’s-shell-is-bigger-on-the-inside-than-on-the-outside-thing-sparingly-over the years.  It’s a well worn visual gag – from Dr. Who’s Tardis to Snoopy’s Dog House to many Looney Tunes cartoons. It’s funny, which is why it persists.  But it’s easy. Having said that, I … Continue reading

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Top Five Reasons Tattoos Are a Bad Idea

Top Five Reasons Tattoos Are a Bad Idea 5.  A flaming vampire hamster on your back does not distract from your acne scars. 4.  “Bob Forever” is very difficult to change into “Bogoslav Forever” 3.  That Chinese character on your … Continue reading

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Top Five Things You Should Never Wear Under a Utilikilt

Top Five Things You Should Never Wear Under a Utilikilt 5.   He-Man Briefs (Size: Husky). 4.   The Bat Thong. 3.   Depends. 2.   A Full Moon. 1.   Delusions of Grandeur.

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The Tramps in Apartment 3G

Top  Five Trampy Things the Girls in Apartment 3G Do: 5.  Use each other’s lip glossed lips as a mirror. 4.  Carry hand stamps with their phone numbers on it. 3.  Fake tattoo eyebrows 2.  Wear pajama jeans with crocs … Continue reading

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National Crazy Awareness Day

You’re not alone. I declare today National Crazy Awareness Day.  Today we recognize what we all know to be true.  You, me and that seemingly normal lady sipping a latte at the table next to you are certifiably crazy (she … Continue reading

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The One With the Tiny Elephant

Sometimes our comic makes sense.  And sometimes it takes a u-turn loop-da-loop to WTF-town. Clearly I was drinking when I wrote this. The elephant is cute though.

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Fire Ant Moulin Rouge

Verne’s shell was supposed to be converted into a fire ant Moulin Rogue. With a sign that says, you know: Moulin Rogue.  I guess T thought it would be obvious?   I’ve got to get ahead and get us back to … Continue reading

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