Turtle boobs are disturbing enough, but now Verne’s becoming cool and thrown RJ into an existential crisis. What’s next? Hammy exposed as a shape-shifting Rotarian from Omaha on the lamb for bilking Warren Buffet in multi-level marketing commemorative spork scam?
Wait. That’s not bad.
Over the Hedge: Zagging instead of Zigging since 1995
Tighty-whities look ridiculous on any guy older than four. Boxers are just not serious underwear. The boys deserve our support. That leaves boxer-briefs. Sure, they’re like bike shorts with a handy outtake vent, but if you’re caught in a bank robbery and forced to strip to your underwear you’ll only look slightly less silly than the 300 pound guy in the baby banana hammock*. Just one less delusional paranoid fear to worry about?
Over the Hedge: Rationalizing crazy shit since 1995
*A tip-o-the-pen to Stephan Pastis, creator of the comic Pearls Before Swine whose editor wouldn’t let him use “banana hammock” in his strip last week. Remember, amateurs borrow. Professionals steal.
You asked for it, you’ve got it. Our first Hammy T-shirt, or mug, or decorative commemorative spork. Not really on the spork.
Just click on Hammy above or through to our Cafe Press store to load up on swag. We’ll have more shirts and what-nots coming in the future.