I doubt aliens smell like cherry Starbursts. Mostly because of the pine tree deodorizer hanging from their rear-view mirror. How do I know these things?
I could tell you but then I’d have to flash you. I mean, with my memory eraser flasher thingy. Not, flash you with my…
[You look, see nothing, then turn back to see I've disappeared into the mist. Cue strings sliding down into a dissonant chord]