Tree Hugger

Someone should make a kid’s sized plush Hammy with outstretched hug-ready arms.

Yup. Someone should do that.

Someone.

Weak Elbows

I like writing weeks like this. Nothing important happens. Actually, nothing at all happens. It’s just character business — the petty, loony debates between friends who know each other way too well.

I guess you could say it’s Seinfeldian.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

 

The Wake Up Call of the Wild

I do not know why there are leaves on a dormant deciduous tree in the dead of winter. It is a mystery only my partner T Lewis can answer. Please write him and ask him.  Here is his email address:  tlewis@televar.com

The Tree That Hides Stuff

Nice work by T today.  Dialogue is overrated.

Chain Saw Diplomacy

Chain saw wielding fire ants led by a drag queen.

Over the Hedge:  Writing ourselves out on the slimmest thread of a  limb since 1995

Warning: Contents are Yummy

There are a LOT of green super heroes.  I suspect it’s an inner ear problem that results in nausea when attempting 5G turns at high speed.  Super heroes apparently barf a lot.

Off screen of course.

Do Not Perturb

Trees can get really irritable.  Just saying.

Also, the Green Hornet turns puce when he gets sick.

The Return of the Hip Hugger

Hip Hugging Hammy will hug anyone.  Even you.

But no bare hugs.

That’s just creepy.

Sadness Lite

I can’t improve on this one.

No Turtle is an Island…

…unless that island is the one in Lost.