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Top 5 Wastes of Gravity
5. Falling on two idiots. 4. Keeping Chris Brown from flying into space. 3. Drying wet socks by throwing them off the Empire State Building 2. Base jumping off the couch 1. Keeping dog ears from floating freely
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Top 5 Uses for RJ’s Brain
5. Plus one to National Cartoonist’s Convention 4. Twinkie taster 3. Sushi table 2. Dust bunny magnet 1. Loofah (note: In transitioning over to gocomics.com today somehow Hedge has lost all it’s color. Shock, I suspect. The color should return … Continue reading
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Mole People Suck
Those little sweat beads flying off Hammy are called swiddles, or swattles, or maybe splattles. Or maybe it’s blood splatter from T repeatedly jamming his pen in his forehead from having to draw so many squirrel legs. Blood splatter it … Continue reading
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Live Nude Turtle
Verne has a no-nudity clause in his contract* *Unless it’s integral to his part.** **His part being defined as an ongoing object of ridicule and derision through all means necessary including, but not limited to: tripping, falling, running into things, … Continue reading
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Happy Days I Fear Again
Which is better? Living in good times in which you anticipate bad times? Or living in bad times in which you anticipate good times. Or living in good times and anticipating better times? Or living in bad times and anticipating … Continue reading
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Trashtitos: Share Something Shared
As bad as things have been over the last couple of years I don’t see anyone starving soon. First of all, food is relatively cheap compared to prices in the Great Depression. Second of all, most Americans (including me) have … Continue reading
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Brother Can You Spare Some Mouse Spit?
This vacation week of reruns ran about two years ago. What’s depressing is that it’s just as timely now as it was then. I think I’ll just leave it at that.
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The Tree That Knows Verne
This is a rerun, but for the life of me I have absolutely no memory of writing this. I’ve written over 5500 Hedges so I guess it’s not surprising that I don’t remember all of them. Or some of them. … Continue reading
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Trivial Pursuit
There are no stupid questions. Only stupid questioners.
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