Live Nude Turtle

Verne has a no-nudity clause in his contract*

*Unless it’s integral to his part.**

**His part being defined as an ongoing object of ridicule and derision through all means necessary including, but not limited to: tripping, falling, running into things, being called, “nose face,” “mold boy” and “slug-thingy,” wedgies, spontaneous shell removal and shameless, gratuitously humiliating nudity.

Poor Verne.