This Old Sponge Brick

Glad to see Queen Ida back for a brief reappearance. I missed her. You know, in the way you miss a bad cold or head lice or shingles.

Her hat’s cool though.

Eleventy Jillion Is Officially A Lot

E-bay’s cut of Eleventy Jillion is a LOT too!

RJ Has a Tell

I love Hammy’s expression in the first panel. It’s perfect. I’m pretty sure it’s a cut and past rubber stamp of a previously drawn image with the same expression.  Which is fine. Why should T redraw once it’s perfect?

…the lazy cartoonist rationalized to his partner, the other lazy cartoonist.

Glorious Eternal Sponge Vessel

I’m quite impressed with my mangled English iPad ad. I spent an arduous ten minutes coming up with it. It’s not easy to so clearly opaque.

Mom is so proud.

 

Never Again

Hostess (or whomever owns Hostess these days) should probably put RJ on the payroll as a spokes-raccoon. In these healthy eating days, Twinkies have an image problem. I think they should slap RJ on the wrapper and hype their bad-snack ways.  Market Twinkies the way motorcycles and tattoos are marketed.  Sure, you may be a rolling donor patient and be scared for life, but look how cool you look doing it.  CUT TO: RJ slowly taking a sensuous bite out of a Twinkie, cream filing oozing out onto whiskers.  SLO-MO as he shakes his head, sending cream filling droplets spiraling in all directions.  No past. No future. Now is forever. Who wants a Twinkie?

NOW!

 

They’re Baaaaaaack

It appears RJ is breathing Nitrous Oxide (blue shoulder).  Probably should be oxygen (white shoulder).  I guess whoever colors these (not me or T) wanted to add to the punch line.

Personally I think making it Nitrous is a joke too far. But what do I know?

 

Stick a Twinkie In My Eye

You can’t win a game of chess in one move (unless your opponent resigns after one move). But if you’re Black you can win after two moves.  If you’re White you can win after three.  They’re called Fools Mate:

 

Fool sold separately.

Breaking Glad (Guest Staring Walter White)

I love this one. It’s a pop culture demolition derby.  We’ve got Twinkies, Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston as Walter White as his “nom de-crack-cook” Heisenberg (named after Werner Heisenberg the formulator of the Uncertainty Principle).

I should retire.

But I can’t.

Baby(ies) need(s) student loans paid off.

The One That Reveals Simon Cowell’s Butt Tattoo

I don’t know if I like Simon more or less as a brony.

Hmm…

RJ Goes Cold Twinkie

Apparently RJ wears contacts. Who knew? I didn’t. At least I didn’t until I needed him to wear contacts for the gag to work.

Over the Hedge: Sacrificing our characters eyesight for your enjoyment since 1995.