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The One With Verne and the Tardis
According to several commentators, the Tardis actually makes more of a VWROP-VWROP! sound. We stand corrected. Oh, and thanks for saving the universe, Verne.
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Happy Mayan Last Year
There’s two reasons I’m certain the 2012 Mayan calendar end-o-time thing is bullshit. Nick Cage has about 30 films coming out in the next two years. And I have two books coming out in 2013. And since the entire universe … Continue reading
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The Once and Furry King
We’ve done this dimmer switch gag a bunch of times. Global warming, the moon, Verne’s moldy sheen have all been dimmed. Sometimes when I watch TV, I wish I had one on the back of my head. Tim Allen’s new … Continue reading
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Sunset 1.0
If the universe is really an elaborate simulation set in motion by a hands-off creator, then I’m okay with however he, she or it set the original preferences.* I just wish he she or it had taped a sign over … Continue reading
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Please Put Some Pants On
Top Five Strange Things People Wear to Read Over the Hedge* 5. Scuba Suit 4. Burka 3. Buckingham Palace Guard Bearskin Hat 2. Spock Ears 1. Smile *Send me a picture wearing at least two of these while reading Over … Continue reading
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Snack Long and Prosper
Here are the listed ingredients in a Twinkie: Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour [Flour, Reduced Iron, B Vitamins (Niacin, Thiamine Mononitrate (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Folic Acid)], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable and/or Animal Shortening (Soybean, … Continue reading
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The One with Yodeling Pigs
Yodeling pigs are the 23rd sign of the Apocolypse. Right behind time traveling squirrels and beet flavored gum. It’s true. We don’t make this stuff up. Except when we do.
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What the ?@#$!!
The assorted punctuation curse blurb is the cartoonist’s gift from the Gods. It allows us to use the foulest obscenities on G-rated comics pages while simultaneously leaving it up to the reader to fill in the profane blank themselves. If … Continue reading
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Open SezHammy
Last night I finished this storyline. I won’t reveal the ending, but I will tease you this: VERNE SAVES THE UNIVERSE! I guess that kind of revealed the ending. But you don’t know how he’ll save the universe. VERNE SAVES … Continue reading →
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