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Joey is the Cruelest Month
January is the liquid nitrogen of months. February is the cruelest month. March is the the darkest before the dawn month. April is the nuttiest professor of months. May is the Glee of months. June is the triumph of hope … Continue reading
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The Wake Up Call of the Wild
I do not know why there are leaves on a dormant deciduous tree in the dead of winter. It is a mystery only my partner T Lewis can answer. Please write him and ask him. Here is his email address: … Continue reading
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RJ Blindsides Verne With SCIENCE!
Today’s title is a shout out to Thomas Dolby’s 1982 hit, “She Blinded Me With Science.” It’s poetry in motion She turned her tender eyes to me As deep as any ocean As sweet as any harmony Mmm – but … Continue reading
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Hot Tub, Prune Paws
Why does Hammy get raisin paws (prune paws is funnier, but I didn’t think of it until today)? According to Scientific American: Dermatologist Laurence Meyer of the University of Utah offers this explanation: The epidermis, or outer layer of the … Continue reading
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A Tall Tail Tale
We’re setting up for a two week story arc here… an epic narrative of bitter loss and remembrance… and reattachment. All at RJ’s expense. Which is rare. In other words… No turtles will be victimized in this story line… just … Continue reading
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Misery and Company Were Sitting in a Tree…
I love RJ’s last line. Just occasionally, I impress myself. I’ll shut up now.
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Spring Sprang Sprung
Warning: Meandering Discourse Ahead It’s been a very mild winter this year across most of the U.S. Here in Austin, I don’t think it got below 30 even once. We usually have a few nights in the teens each winter, … Continue reading →
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