Tighty-whities look ridiculous on any guy older than four. Boxers are just not serious underwear. The boys deserve our support. That leaves boxer-briefs. Sure, they’re like bike shorts with a handy outtake vent, but if you’re caught in a bank robbery and forced to strip to your underwear you’ll only look slightly less silly than the 300 pound guy in the baby banana hammock*. Just one less delusional paranoid fear to worry about?
Over the Hedge: Rationalizing crazy shit since 1995
*A tip-o-the-pen to Stephan Pastis, creator of the comic Pearls Before Swine whose editor wouldn’t let him use “banana hammock” in his strip last week. Remember, amateurs borrow. Professionals steal.