RJ’s Top Five Script Notes

Over the Hedge

RJ’s Top Five Script Notes:

5.  I don’t do nude scenes (unless it’s with Katy Perry).

4.  A wood-tick wouldn’t say that.

3.  As Hammy approaches the speed of light wouldn’t his mass become infinite and therefore cause him to fall through the floor of the universe and on top of the mole people who live below.

2.  Why does Verne have a punch line?  What part of turtles are not funny don’t you understand?

1.  Charlie Sheen wants to play my separated at birth brother.  Make that happen.

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  1. Michael E. Stamm

    Looks to me like RJ *always* does nude scenes (sometimes with Verne, yet!)–if his coat actually comes off, I don’t want to know (and Katy Perry probably doesn’t either…)

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