How exactly did Hammy get to the moon, you might ask?
No one really knows, but I speculate in the late sixties Hammy got hooked on the Tang, heard NASA had a big stash in that tall steamy looking thing, paid off Gunter the pad leader and stowed away aboard Apollo 11.
Look closely at the the video below of Armstrong first step on the moon. At the 37 second mark there is a ghostly shadowy figure at the top of the ladder that may be a squirrel. Or a smudge. Or maybe Dick Nixon.
It’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.