Monthly Archives: March 2011

Probing Hammy’s Brain

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The Happy Face visual punch line is nice, but Hammy’s, “I didn’t see any ducks,” makes me laugh.   I think this explains why I’m not a more successful writer.

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What’s Written on the Back of Hammy’s Eyelids?

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People always ask me where I get my ideas.  I bought this one on Ebay.  Had to outbid Stephan Pastis and Darby Conley for it.

Over the Hedge:  Sparing no expense to entertain you since 1995.

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Probing Suburbia

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I think UFO’s are real.  I mean, maybe they’re not aliens, but there’s something going on.  Too many unexplained sightings.  What I don’t get is why the sightings are all so similar.  No one ever sees a a flying spatula or a blinking artichoke.  It’s always a saucer or cigar shaped (aliens have penis envy?) or a row of blinking lights.

Here’s my theory.  UFO’s are inter-dimensional or alternate-universe voyeurs.   They zip in to check out the human zoo, get bored quickly and zip out.  I said it’s a theory.

It’s either that or like one of my favorite Far Side cartoons, they’re here to pick up their buddies:

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Have You Hugged an Alien Today?

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I doubt aliens smell like cherry Starbursts.   Mostly because of the pine tree deodorizer hanging from their rear-view mirror. How do I know these things?

I could tell you but then I’d have to flash you.  I mean, with my memory eraser flasher thingy.  Not, flash you with my…

Look!  Batman!

[You look, see nothing, then turn back to see I’ve disappeared into the mist.  Cue strings sliding down into a dissonant chord]

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Limabeanasproutaphobia

I like this Committed cartoon I did from 2002.   The perspectives’ a little weird, but overall it’s not too badly drawn.  I like Liz with her mouth just open.  Less is more.

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Introducing Sven, One Handsome Hunk of Swede

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Maybe Sven can be our 4th wheel?   He’s cute.  Strong appeal to the women demo.  He’s Nordic.   We’ve always been very big in Scandinavia.  And, of course, everyone likes a massage.

Even air massages.

Who wants an air massage from Sven?

 

 

 

 

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We Are Fa-mi-ly!

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We are family
I got all my peeps with me
We are family
Get up ev’rybody and HUG!

Ev’ryone can see we’re the same
As you sit there and stare
(GLARE) you glare at a squirrel of some fame
In you underwear
(YOU!) You wonder how we can be all close
Yes, you scratchin’ your fanny.
It cause we always be huggin’ it out
Like a squirrel named Hammy.

We are family
I got all my peeps with me
We are family
Get up ev’rybody and HUG!

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