Ka-Thumpa-Thumpa-Thumpa

Top 5 Hammy in a dryer sound effects:

5.  Whompada-Whompada-Whompada

4.  Ta-Chunka-Chunka-Chunka

3.  Konk-Woodle-Fwomp-Konk-Woodle-Fwomp

2.  Bwap-Doogle-Grunt-Bwap-Doogle-Grunt.

1.  Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Top 5 Reasons Hammy Has a Tummy Ache

5.  Bad nut

4.  Bad beet

3.  Expired candy corn

4.  Wasabi Cherrios

1.  Hug withdrawl*

*17 minutes since last hug

Behold the Hummingweird

Who needs words?

 

Top 5 Future Body Modification Trends

5.  Foot fur

4.  Knee noses

3.  Bellybutton fangs

2.  Ear tongues

1.  WiFi enabled

One Fabulous Furry Freak

Ahhhhhhhh…  I am a shameless exploiter of sentimental squirrelyness.  Bad cartoonist!  Bad, BAD, cartoonist.  If I keep this up I’m going to lose my membership in the League of Extraordinarily Hollow Humorists Who Scowl.

We have a secret handshake and everything.

Lady GaGa is a Squirrel

This explains so much.  Clearly, like Hammy, Lady Gaga has faster than light speed.  She’s been to the future and it’s apparently heavily mascaraed, wears platform heels and sports a the occasional WIDE Egyptian headdress.

She’s furry, before furry’s cool!

A FIVE-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT!…

Mole People Suck

Those little sweat beads flying off Hammy are called swiddles, or swattles, or maybe splattles.

Or maybe it’s blood splatter from T repeatedly jamming his pen in his forehead from having to draw so many squirrel legs.

Blood splatter it is then.