Ahhhhhhhh… I am a shameless exploiter of sentimental squirrelyness. Bad cartoonist! Bad, BAD, cartoonist. If I keep this up I’m going to lose my membership in the League of Extraordinarily Hollow Humorists Who Scowl.
This explains so much. Clearly, like Hammy, Lady Gaga has faster than light speed. She’s been to the future and it’s apparently heavily mascaraed, wears platform heels and sports a the occasional WIDE Egyptian headdress.