Yeah, that’s pretty much me in my daily work position. Except…
I’m about 25 pounds thinner. I have a beard. I don’t wear a watch and I haven’t worn shorts that short since 1979.
Oh, and I don’t rest on my laurels. I keep them in a display case, next to my Nolan Ryan signed baseball and my Titlest NXT hole-in-one ball.
And I drink decaf coffee (three sugars), not soda.
Other than all that, it’s exactly like me.