This was a good idea, that was clearly too complicated to pull off.
Although, I do deserve props for rhyming infant and lenient.
Maybe if I’d suggested to T that Hammy wear Max tie-on antlers it could have been saved.
I see T placed Frosty the Wiseman in there. But Santa in a tutu? Is it Santa “The Nutcracker” Claus? Swan Santa?
I’ll ask T and get back to you. Warning: it may take awhile. All my emails to him end up in his spam folder. Which is why we run so close to deadline.
It’s all T’s fault. I can’t be blamed.
5: FOOM!: the sound of zombie leaves being nuked.
4: SMUCK!: the sound of a soggy Twinkie colliding with Verne’s head.
3: TWOOP!: the sound of a nut exiting Hammy’s ear.
2: SQUEEEP!: the sound of RJ finding half a Sarah Lee pound cake in the trash.
1: ARGHHHPHT!: the sound of Verne discovering he has a “Mock Me” sign taped to his back.
For the 99.9% of you who aren’t obsessed with Over the Hedge, RJ keeps a Strategic Twinkie Reserve. We’re not sure, but it’s rumored to be an underground facility guarded by ninja mice and warepoodles.
So, as you enjoy your turkey and stuffing today please give thanks to one enterprising racoon among us who is farsighted enough to ensure a Twinkie fueled future.
Not that he’d share any of it with us.