Twinkie Resurrection: Day One, Serves One

According to Wired Magazine:

Polysorbates are made by polymerizing ethylene oxide (a precursor to antifreeze) with a sugar alcohol derivative. The result can be a detergent, an emulsifier, or, in the case of polysorbate 60, a major ingredient in some sexual lubricants.

This makes polysorbates the utility infielder who switch hits and can pitch an inning of relief of organic compounds.

I’ve now exhausted my sports metaphors for the week.

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4 responses to “Twinkie Resurrection: Day One, Serves One

  1. SaraCVT

    Is Hammy joining forces with Dr. Doofenschmirtz?

  2. Craig L

    But Polysorbates are better than Monosorbates, right?

  3. Garfieldh2 Codename: Lasagna

    That’s… disgusting. I won’t eat another Twinkie in my life… Okay, just one more…. And another…. Another…. Eww, this one was mushed. Oh well, RJ’s desperate for any Twinkie in any form.

  4. Skippy

    Yeah, too much petrolium in them for my taste.

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