Monthly Archives: December 2012

Happy Pew Year

oh121231Shameless gag. Shameless gag that’s probably been done a zillion times before (but not by us!).  Shameless gag that if it hasn’t been done before we will proud to call our own.

Over the Hedge: Your scatological New Year’s infant joke headquarters since 1995.

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2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

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Fun With Cartoon Physics

oh121230They’re called laws of the universe. Not suggestions.

Except when hopeful, gullible turtles are involved.

Then all bets are off.

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Stress Slacking

oh121229RJ represents the archetype of the ne’er-do-well with no appreciable skills or redeeming qualities who nonetheless is charismatic and possesses great leadership skills.

I’ve met many people like RJ in my life. And I can’t stand them.

You’d think then I’d side with Verne, but I don’t like whiny know-it-all professional victims either.

I know. It’s ironic that I write a strip populated with characters I don’t like.

Except for Hammy.

Everyone (even me) likes Hammy.

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Everybody Is Nobody’s Business

oh121228Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

Nobody.

Nobody who?

Nobody who?

Nobody…. oh.

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The Future: Now With Sprinkles

oh121227Once a squirrel’s time-traveled through the quantum foam it’s hard to keep ’em down on the farm.

Or Over the Hedge.

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Wood Ticks Are Punny

oh121226For someone who really hates puns I sure use them it a lot. I’m not sure what that means. Probably something to do with running out of ideas.

Punning on-running on empty
Punning on-running blind
Punning on-running into the sun
But I’m punning behind

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Merry (Squid Free) Christmas!

oh121225I’m on my third Bloody Mary so I’m going to refrain from commentary other than to wish everyone in Hedgeland a very Merry Christmas.

Oh, wait. Hammy has something for everyone too…

INCOMING AIR HUG!

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Stocking Stuffed

oh121224I tried to pin up a Family of Man sized Hefty bag one year. I reasoned Santa could not bring me a the Super Deluxe Mr. Science Blow Up Stuff  Yourself Chemistry Set* if he didn’t have anywhere to put it.

Mom argued that there was no in hell Santa or her were going to let me blow myself up so there was no reason to worry about the size of the stocking and to take it down immediately.

Mom and Santa were so mean.

*They don’t sell chemistry sets anymore. I wonder why.

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The One With the Stunt Jesus

oh121223And a squirrel shall lead them.

There are worse creatures to follow.

¡Fleas Navidad!

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