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Monthly Archives: December 2012
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
I’ve met many people like RJ in my life. And I can’t stand them.
You’d think then I’d side with Verne, but I don’t like whiny know-it-all professional victims either.
I know. It’s ironic that I write a strip populated with characters I don’t like.
Except for Hammy.
Everyone (even me) likes Hammy.
I tried to pin up a Family of Man sized Hefty bag one year. I reasoned Santa could not bring me a the Super Deluxe Mr. Science Blow Up Stuff Yourself Chemistry Set* if he didn’t have anywhere to put it.
Mom argued that there was no in hell Santa or her were going to let me blow myself up so there was no reason to worry about the size of the stocking and to take it down immediately.
Mom and Santa were so mean.
*They don’t sell chemistry sets anymore. I wonder why.