Shameless gag. Shameless gag that’s probably been done a zillion times before (but not by us!). Shameless gag that if it hasn’t been done before we will proud to call our own.
Over the Hedge: Your scatological New Year’s infant joke headquarters since 1995.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
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They’re called laws of the universe. Not suggestions.
Except when hopeful, gullible turtles are involved.
Then all bets are off.
RJ represents the archetype of the ne’er-do-well with no appreciable skills or redeeming qualities who nonetheless is charismatic and possesses great leadership skills.
I’ve met many people like RJ in my life. And I can’t stand them.
You’d think then I’d side with Verne, but I don’t like whiny know-it-all professional victims either.
I know. It’s ironic that I write a strip populated with characters I don’t like.
Except for Hammy.
Everyone (even me) likes Hammy.
Once a squirrel’s time-traveled through the quantum foam it’s hard to keep ’em down on the farm.
Or Over the Hedge.
For someone who really hates puns I sure use them it a lot. I’m not sure what that means. Probably something to do with running out of ideas.
Punning on-running on empty
Punning on-running blind
Punning on-running into the sun
But I’m punning behind