Monthly Archives: March 2013

Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

oh130331This is pretty funny. I wrote this?

I guess I did. As loyal readers know I completely forget what I wrote about ten seconds after I wrote it. Which can lead me to be strangely detached from my work. It’s this thing that I do that I forget I do until I remember I did it. And then I feel embarrassed that I forgot I do the thing I do.

Kinda disturbing.

Clearly I should drink more.

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The One With a Cow Pile

oh130330 You really don’t want to step on today’s punch line.

Trust me.

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Comedy = Tragedy – You

oh130329You walk across the street and fall through an open manhole: not funny. Anyone else walks across the street and falls through an open manhole: funny. Make the person rich and pompous: really funny. Make the rich, pompous person too fat to fit through the manhole: super funny. Have the fat, rich pompous person get pulled down through the manhole from below by the sewer dwelling alligator: awesomely funny. Have the sewer dwelling alligator from below throw the fat, rich, pompous person back: super awesomely funny. After the sewer dwelling alligator throws him back, the fat, rich pompous person gets stuck upside down in the manhole : hysterical.

I watched a lot of Looney Tunes as a kid.

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Pants = Persuasiveness

oh130328Little known fact: cows are highly skeptical of scoldings from pants-less raccoons.

Highly skeptical.

It’s true.

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A 20% Chance of Scattered Cows

oh130327Nothing to see here.

Moving on.  

 

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The Genetically Reengineered Hammy of the Future

oh130326FYI, we don’t color the daily version of Hedge. If we did we wouldn’t put black dialogue against a dark blue (on my laptop screen) background.

I promise. We wouldn’t.

Contrary to popular opinion we really do want you to be able to read the strip.

We really do.

I promise.

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Snake Split

oh130325As Jo Allen over at comics.com wrote, “Now why can’t congress do that?”

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