I spent a whole summer in Europe when I was in college and the sun shined twice. Not two days. Twice, briefly, like a slim tease of warmth and waning depression.
More than anything else I think this explains the colonization of America.
For more gross simplifications of human migratory patterns be sure and stay tuned to this blog.
When I was a little kid I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could eat frosting for breakfast.
I’m still waiting.
I spell slack ninja with ellipses to be named later.
I like a squirrel with a plan.
Leave your orders here. Cookies-n-Cream for me.
Verne is doing the Elaine Benes Sad Dance.
I didn’t know until I wrote this that Verne was a vegan.
Interesting the things you discover when you make stuff up.
I’m not going to speculate on what this means. That’s your job.