Hammy’s First Day of Kindergarten

So, he’s a little furry. I’m sure he fit in just… you know… fine.

Retro Rocket Raccoon

Just a guess, but I don’t think Rocket would wear floaties.

A Tree of Few Words

If you think about it we’re all lab experiments gone wrong.

Right. Let’s not think about it.

RJ vs. Rocket: The Final Indignity.

I have a few of those plushies. You can still find them on Ebay and Amazon.  Without the squirt gun.

Glenn Frey Holds All the Secrets

The 70’s were fun. I think. It’s all a little fuzzy. A peaceful easy kind of fuzzy.

Sandra Bullock and Rocket Sitting In a Tree…

…K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Okay. That was weird.

RJ Stands for Really Jealous

Technically Rocket is a mutant while RJ is an actual raccoon.  Admittedly a highly stylized raccoon who lacks a mouth. And walks upright. With thumbs. And pockets. And metabolic syndrome.

Okay, RJ’s a mutant too.