Hammy’s First Day of Kindergarten

So, he’s a little furry. I’m sure he fit in just… you know… fine.

Retro Rocket Raccoon

Just a guess, but I don’t think Rocket would wear floaties.

A Tree of Few Words

If you think about it we’re all lab experiments gone wrong.

Right. Let’s not think about it.

RJ vs. Rocket: The Final Indignity.

I have a few of those plushies. You can still find them on Ebay and Amazon.  Without the squirt gun.

Glenn Frey Holds All the Secrets

The 70’s were fun. I think. It’s all a little fuzzy. A peaceful easy kind of fuzzy.

Sandra Bullock and Rocket Sitting In a Tree…

…K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Okay. That was weird.

RJ Stands for Really Jealous

Technically Rocket is a mutant while RJ is an actual raccoon.  Admittedly a highly stylized raccoon who lacks a mouth. And walks upright. With thumbs. And pockets. And metabolic syndrome.

Okay, RJ’s a mutant too.

He’s Got the Whole World On His Back

Yes, I’ve been reading Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” series. Very enjoyable. Highly recommended.  It’s what I call “real” fantasy. Or fantasy staring real people.

And it’s very, very funny.

Time and Space Are Bendy

The Circle of Hammy. From manically making space time balloon animals to playing laser fetch.

I’m not sure what the dinosaur is all about.

Looks cool, though.

The One with Squirrel Hugging Trees

See… when all that brain energy is focused on something good everything work out fine. Suggesting a Hammy controlled universe would be a pretty cool place to hang out.

Hammy spelled backwards is Ymmah.  That’s sort of close to Yahweh.  Sort of.

Spooky.

Sort of.