They Need the Funk

Look! RJ’s reading my new book! How did that happen?  As a reluctant reader, he must enjoy the clever mix of text and art that deliver a hilarious action-packed middle graded series that Neil Gaiman calls, “Funny and sweet with steely centre.”  Available online here.

Yup. That must be it.

The One With All the @!#$??!! Swearing

Hammy’s got the right idea.

Star Pockets

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a Hammy day.

Verne is Perfectly Special

Sigh. Poor Verne. Poor victimized, punch-line Verne.  Poor bravely taking abuse to help me pay my mortgage for over 18 years Verne.

Thanks, Verne.

Hug a Bug

Hammy doesn’t know his own sweet strength.

Be Nice

I love this cartoon. For those you think Hammy is already nice and doesn’t need to be reminded, keep in mind he’s often (innocently) in cahoots with RJ to victimize Verne.

You Are What You Suggest

Where there’s a will there’s an RJ.

Mole People Really Know How to Party

As long as they wipe their feet and hose off first, mole people make excellent party guests. They’re quite fond of show tunes. Sondheim mostly.

Suggest This

This isn’t going to be Verne’s week. You know, as opposed to all the other weeks.

Everybody Farts

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who like fart jokes.

And adults.

Guess which category I fall into.