How Does Santa Deliver All the Presents in a Single Night?

oh141208According to my new Christmas book, The Naughty List (with Bradley Jackson, from Harper Collins,, due out 9/22/15), Santa is a trans-dimensional being who operates at a faster clock speed relative to the real world. He can also get really cranky and possesses¬†some serious ninja skills. And there’s no Rudolph. His really name is Larry. And he has some incontinence issues.

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