How Does Santa Deliver All the Presents in a Single Night?

oh141208According to my new Christmas book, The Naughty List (with Bradley Jackson, from Harper Collins,, due out 9/22/15), Santa is a trans-dimensional being who operates at a faster clock speed relative to the real world. He can also get really cranky and possesses some serious ninja skills. And there’s no Rudolph. His really name is Larry. And he has some incontinence issues.

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