Rationalization Thy Name is RJ

RJ’s used this rationalization for theft before. It works. He’s saving mankind from itself. For himself. A win-win in his book.

 

Every Dog Has His Price

T’s dog here looks straight out of Tom and Jerry casting.  Vintage look.  Though stylin’ it with the studded spike collar.

Learn to Hug the Big Rigs

I do marvel at T’s ability to draw any nonsense I write.  Cost-Lo, big rigs, a stadium full fans individually rendered. And he does it without complaint.

At least to me.

Have I mentioned we live 1700 miles apart?

The Great Cost-Lo Heist

Kids, don’t try this at home.

The One With Mega Ranch Chomp Chips

That’s a big bag of chips. Just saying.

Hedge Sont Charlie

I wrote this the day after the incident. Dead tree deadlines force us to write a couple weeks in advance.

Snow Clones

The odds of two snowflakes being alike is about the same as humans evolving from single-cell organism. So, you know, it’s possible.

Verne Smiles

See, Verne can have a positive experience. Not often. Hardly ever. Once or twice.

Don’t get used to it.

Batsquirrel

Excellent prowl.

A Hammy Hug for the Inner Child

Hammy tells the truth. Though in my case my pacifier is a beer.