So You Want to be a Raccoon

oh151026 RJ isn’t a real raccoon. He’s been genetically (and creatively) modified to provide laughs. Real raccoons aren’t funny. They’re rather dour creatures that lack a sense of humor. Real raccoons couldn’t spell “spit take” if you spotted them the spit and take.

Real raccoons eat worms.

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One response to “So You Want to be a Raccoon

  1. oneswellfoop

    Well, Verne obviously isn’t a real turtle either. The only member of the cast who is true to his species is Hammy, and he’s kind of a super-powered squirrel (if he ever meets Marvel’s SquirrelGirl, I buy THAT comic book).

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