To Boldly Wear What No One Should Wear Again

The idea that we’re alone in the universe is only reasonable to someone who has no conception of how big the universe is. It’s really, really big.

Size matters.

It’s Raining Alpacas

This is what happens when a legitimate news story gets processed through my Cuisinart brain.

Though, to be fair, airedales polkaing would be fun to see.

Remember

Over the Hedge

Hammy’s always on top of the holidays. It’s his thing.

Hulk Floss

It was a toss up between a toothpick and a spackle trowel. Toothpick had a higher squeamish factor.

Over the Hedge: Supplying all your squeamish needs since 1995.

The One Where You’re Supposed to Laugh.

I pretty much almost never write gags like this. They’re hacky. That’s why the gag is in the second panel and the “I know it’s not that funny” punch is at the end. Like the “apology” is funnier than the gag.

And that was way more than you wanted to know about this cartoon.

Carry on.

Collateral Damage Deposit

Super battles in Antarctica or the Sahara or even WallMart parking lots aren’t quite as interesting as a big city with squishy humans and fragile buildings, roads and bridges.

 

Is Superman’s Fortress of Solitude on Airbnb?

Robin has a lot of insecurity issues that really come out when he over does the peyote and absinthe.

Laying eggs isn’t the worst of it.