Hammy doesn’t trim his toenails because he needs the traction when traveling at faster than light speed. Also when you’re traveling faster than light you can’t see your toenails. So there’s that.
New York Times bestselling author of "Coraline" and Newbery Award Winner for "The Graveyard Book"
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