Monthly Archives: February 2017

A High State of Sloth

hedge02282017Yes, a super slow pulse is a sign of fitness. But in this case it’s a sign of fatness.Because facts are really bendy when you’re a cartoonist.

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Introducing the SlothBit

hedge02272017I now have a FitBit. I am happy to report a resting heart rate of 56. Below my age. Pretty good. The app says I’m extremely fit for my age.

I choose to believe this is true.

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The Hammy Hugfibrillator

hedge02262017A Hammy hug will cure what ails ya.

Especially neurotic ailments.

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Zebras Are Stupid

hedge02252017Stripy-groovy is zebra for lunch.

Stupid zebras.

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RJ Is Full Of…

hedge02242017It’s shit. He’s full of shit. Always has been. Always will be.

Or preservatives.

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Shrek’s Cat

hedge02232017What happens in Las Vegan…

I don’t know. I got nothin’.

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RJ: Lord of the Leisure Arts

hedge02222017RJ is completely naked under his fur.

It’s true.

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