Let There Be Pizza Rolls

Ranch Dressing on pizza is my oldest daughter’s favorite thing. I think she invented it. With all due respect to God.

Nature’s Alert

I don’t know about you, but I don’t have this feature on my phone.

Spring Cleaned

Mother Nature 1, Verne -5423.

Rocks Rock

Rocks have LOTS of personal space. It’s tiny, but you can drive sub-atomic truck through them.

The Tree That’s Been Around

The heartwood is a horny hunter.

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Head

This is our 137th use of the Q-tip through the head gag.

Never gets old.

 

Spring Soiling

“Stop judging me!” The clarion cry of the obsessive compulsive

Hammy vs. Rain

Perfection. No comment.

All We Need Is Underwear

Old joke:

“Walk this way…”

“If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.”

 

The One With the Little Boy’s Bush

I do not know why both Verne and RJ are both behind the Little Boy’s Bush at the same time?  Big bush, I guess.