Let There Be Pizza Rolls

Ranch Dressing on pizza is my oldest daughter’s favorite thing. I think she invented it. With all due respect to God.

Nature’s Alert

I don’t know about you, but I don’t have this feature on my phone.

Spring Cleaned

Mother Nature 1, Verne -5423.

Rocks Rock

Rocks have LOTS of personal space. It’s tiny, but you can drive sub-atomic truck through them.

The Tree That’s Been Around

The heartwood is a horny hunter.

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Head

This is our 137th use of the Q-tip through the head gag.

Never gets old.

 

Spring Soiling

“Stop judging me!” The clarion cry of the obsessive compulsive