Monthly Archives: August 2017

Gravity Hug

Hedge08192017The universe is a big fan of Verne.

As am I.

Sorry, Verne.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

Everybody’s Crazy ‘Bout a Sharped Dressed Turtle

Hedge08182017It ain’t over until the fat cow falls.

WHOMP!

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

The Masked Verne

Hedge08172017Probably should’ve added eye-liner. Verne looks more like Grouch Marx than a raccoon.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

It’s Hip To Be Verne

Hedge08161959I have a beard. But it’s a more of a stubbley-I-hate-shave-thing than a beard. Anything longer than stubble and I look like Santa Claus. If Santa Claus walked around in cargo shorts and flip flops holding a beer yelling, “?@!$!! Giants!”

Sorry, it’s been a long season.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

Pimp That Verne

Hedge08152017Verne’s chapeau isn’t quite what I had in mind, but it works. BTW, I think Verne is sporting the new Pantone color called purple rain.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

Beige Turtles Can’t Bound

Hedge08142017I was going to list Verne as white. But he’s really beige. And problem kind of puke-y green if we’re totally honest about it.

Fun joke:

A bunch of Neo-nazis walk into a bear. Bear says, “When are you idiots going to learn how to spell? ┬áThen he ate them.

Bears rock.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

Got Any Threes?

Hedge08132017Great job by T. Just perfect.

Predictably everyone went insane over at gocomics.com/overthhege. Though it’s interesting we’re getting more supporters than descenders these days. I’m going to choose to believe we’ve changed some minds.

Right. Sure. You bet.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized