Bob From Arizona

Sounds like Bob really knows how to party.

The One With the Cream-filled Furry Supremacist

The preservatives are preserving RJ.

The Furry Supremacist

Platypuses are really !#%$ weird.

“Snakes, they don’t bother me. But marsupials… with the fur and the duck bill? Strange. Very strange.” – my go-to Christopher Walken impersonation.

Why Do People Hate?

In other words, “I can’t be blamed.”

Ice, Ice, Baby

Would be nice to see this animated.

Some day.

Some day.

If Hammy Ran the World: Flying Boys

Butterfly the friendly skies.

If Hammy Ran the World: Really Casually Friday

I know. This is quite disturbing. I don’t know what I was thinking.

Though… it’s a funny kind of disturbing.

If Hammy Ran the World: Day Four

Hammy says Major League Baseball needs to mind their own beeswax!

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If Hammy Ran the World: Day Three

“Mr. Hammy! tear down that wall!”

If Hammy Ran the World: Day Two

Staring at this does not make it make any more sense. Just go with it.