The One With Daniel Day Lewis as SpongeBob

You heard how Patrick has had to leave SpongeBob?

Inappropriate squeezing.

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

Bad Swan

Swans. We don’t need no stinkin’ swans.

Tragedy vs. Comedy

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open sewer and die.” – Mel Brooks

Memo From Animal Resources

Verne has a few complaints. Just a few. One or two.

Or 73,589.

WaffleMania

Waffles has mysteriously changed colors from the dailies. We don’t color the dailies, just the Sundays. This is closer to the color of the actual Waffles.  Though I have to say cartoon Waffles is much cuter than real Waffles. 

Happiness is a Warm Gun

I’ll just let today’s title stand on it’s own.

There’s No Such Thing As a Free Gun

I don’t want it either.