RJ > Rocket Raccoon

For those of you under 50… Pam Dawber stared with Robin Williams in Mork and Mindy. Corey Haim was a child star in the 80’s. John Hughes was… well, John Hughes.

Hey, so I’m up to date with Rocket Raccoon.  One out of four ain’t bad.

 

He Can’t Be Blamed

You know, the real hero of Hedge is Verne. RJ is a jerk.  A charismatic jerk. But still, a jerk. Hammy is Hammy.

Verne does the real dirty work of making you feel bad for laughing at him.

 

Ear Worm Alert

Yeah. Sorry about that. It’ll fade.

Eventually.

And no, I don’t know where RJ plugs in his snack buster

Stunt Chewer

Of RJ has dentures. He lost his teeth about a million Twinkies ago.

Sam and Ella

Garbage in.

Garbage out.

Zombie Ruth

 That Baby Ruth was probably about a dime in 1963.  And it was bigger. And it had absolutely no nutrition facts or ingredients listed.

It was a simpler time.

RJ: Leisure Artist

RJ has a BS in BS.