The original script called for “boobs.” Magical nudity works well too.
Monthly Archives: May 2018
Cliff Notes TV
I like this idea. You could also call it “Spoilers.” Readers Digest Condensed Television. Run with it.
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Robots Rule and Humans Drool
I’ve about had it with Westworld. I can’t tell the players without a program. Peak Confusion TV.
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You’ve Been Cheetoed
I think a more golden-orange color would have been more appropriate. This color indicates that RJ is severely dehydrated or suffers from a serious liver problem.
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Creepy Planets
T did an odd late night rewrite on this one. Here’s the original script:
6.RJ, Verne, Hammy on the log.H: Why is that star not twinkling?V: It’s not a star it’s the planet Venus.——————–V: The light source is closer and larger and isn’t refracted as much by our atmosphere.————————H: Translation please.RJ: Planets can’t blink.——————————H: That’s so sad!RJ (eyes wide): And super creepy.V: My mouth opens. Words come out. Nothing happens.
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He Snacks Therefore He Is
FYI: Nougat repair is NOT covered by most homeowner’s insurance policies.
You’re welcome.
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High Standards
I could have gotten into this Harvard!
I have a pulse.
For now.
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Magma con Queso
Sometimes you just have to leave a great gag like this alone. Less is more or less more or less.
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Nine Seconds Wasted
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