Winner! Winner! Lonely Dinner!

Last week’s MegaMillions billion dollar jackpot was tempting, but scary. After taxes, taking care of your extended family, paying off all debts, then what? We really don’t need more than $10 or $20 million to live just fine for the rest of our lives.

Me? I’d set up a foundation and give most of it away.

You know, after I make Over the Hedge 2.

Meals on Wheels

Yes, that’s an ancient reference/pun.  But a really, really good movie staring Walter Matthau a bunch of kids and a bunch of beer. Mike-Bob says check it out.

Unicorns Walk Off the Job

I wrote this a couple weeks ago. Didn’t mean it to be so timely.

Didn’t want it to be so timely.

Revenge of the Humans

This might be the first time in 23 years the humans got the upper hand.

 

 

How Does Batman Go to the Bathroom in his Suit?

Depends.

Not a Good Look

Kudos to T for that last panel. I write stuff that’s impossible to draw. And somehow he does it,

 

 

Hammy Found His Nuts!

RJ’s brain is a bottomless pit of goo.  Sticky goo.

And nuts.

And dust bunnies.

Sticky, gooey dust bunnies.

And nuts.

The Mind Extinguisher

This is basically the same cartoon as yesterday.  Not sure what we were thinking.

Onward.

Brain Freeze!

Verne is TOO thoughtful.

One Furry Belch

I drink a LOT of fizzy water. Zero calories. But they’re some exciting zero calories.

Yes, my life is dull.