Touch Screen Astronomy

I didn’t know Mars looks like a mango.

Huh.

The One With Two Stupid Guys and their Toenail Clippings

I actually said this out loud back in college. And to this day, close friends think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever done.

Sigh.

Free the Glutens

RJ watches what he eats. It’s a lot easier to get in his mouth that way.

Everyone Gets a Butt Laser!

Warning: Do NOT wear a cape if you’re super power is a butt laser.

You’re welcome.

Toys in the Attic

PLENTY of room.

Chips and Dips

And science will never understand you, Hammy.

Butterflies are Free and Loud

Don’t mess with butterflies.