A Furry Toot

Hammy is a methane fueled performance artist.

Spatulas at Dawn

BTW, if you check out our store at Cafe Press, you can pick up a T-shirt of Hammy spatula fighting his tail.

If you want.

Or not.

Duck Amuck

Don’t smile. Don’t! Do NOT smile. STOP IT!

No one ever listens to me.

Put Down the Melon Baller

You can do a lot of damage with a melon baller.

Nighthedge

Nice.

Hug It Out

Nothing can stop a Hammy Hug.

Mr. Clean

That’s what I’ll do today, I’ll install our new bidet.

Day sorted.

The One With RJ Doing His Best Impression of the Governor of Georgia

Georgia is our control group now. Let’s check back in three weeks and see how it goes.*

*Not well.

 

Welcome to Their Nightmare

Are we having fun yet?

 

Misery Loves Company

Admit it. You knew this was coming. Of course it was coming.

Hell is other turtles. And raccoons.