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Holy Batspam!

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The One With Big Feet

oh130828If I were over seven feet tall, covered in fur, smelled like the inside of a dumpster and were constantly chased by bad cameramen who never heard of a tripod, I’d hide too.

 

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Trivial Pursuit

There are no stupid questions.  Only stupid questioners.

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Annoying the Dead

Verne’s superpowers of annoyance are so strong they pierce the mortal veil.

Bat-gadget that, Batman.

 

 

 

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Boxers or Brains

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TMI ALERT!

I like boxer-briefs.  As I age and everything moves south for the winter of my discontent (made glorious summer by sun of South Padre), I like the snugness that boxer-briefs provide.

They ‘re like man-spanx.

 

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A Twisted Tail of Evil

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I’m pretty sure Superman’s suit is a hand wash delicate.   Drip dry.  Light Iron.

Batman’s suit:  High powered jet steam clean.

Iron Man’s suit:  Car wash with under body rust protection and interior sani-spritz for that new suit smell.

Spiderman’s suit:  Bug bomb.

Incredible Hulk:  Don’t bother.

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RJ-and-Elvis-inside-the-Catfish Storyline Completed

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Does Batman even have a Bat-sub.   I should know these things, but I’m not that big a comic book super hero fan.

<GASP!>

I know.  It’s sacrilidge.  But, they’re just, you know, pretty silly.   I love science fiction.  I”ll suspend disbelief to read about a stranger in a strange land.   But men in tights that can slow the rotation of the earth seems a stretch.   I love graphic novels.  Maus.  Anything by Neil Gaimon.   But vigilante mutant (physical or mental) freaks leave me wanting.   Maybe it’s that in the real world if someone had superpowers, we would all become terrified and figure out a way to destroy that person as quickly as we could.  It wouldn’t matter if they were good or evil.  Power seeks it’s own level.   And extraordinary power corrupts extraordinarily.

Except for Wonder Woman.

What?

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