Sample Questions For the Twitter Shy
1. Are you wearing pants?
2. Is it true you once dated Angie Dickinson?
3. What should I tell my parents when I tell them I want to be a cartoonist?
4. Is Over the Hedge a metaphor for our foreign policy with Iran? Or Belize?
5. Could you please comment on reports of inhumane child labor practices in your comics factory in Latvia?
6. Are you a clone gone wrong of Berkeley Breathed?
7. Horse-sized duck, or a 100 duck-sized horses?
8. Should Texas coach Mac Brown step down?
9. Are you the guy that taught Hunter Pence to throw without bending his elbow?
10. Is Hammy a god?