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Do Not Trust Cats in Sombreros

Hedge04052018It’s all cat’s fault. It’s always cat’s fault.

Stupid cats.

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Today is Hamnesday

Hedge02182017This is a rerun from 2011.  I think this gets us caught up and beatings will cease. Late-filing syndicate beatings are the worst.

The worst.

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Another Day, Another Holler

hedge02172017Yes, this is an “homage” to the Looney Tune cartoon with the wolf and the sheepdog clocking out after a hard day in the pasture.

“Homage” means never having to say you’re ripping anyone off.

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Bag Pipe Cat Local #79

hedge02162017Bag pipe cats get a break every 45 minutes. Also, time and a half for weddings and funerals. Three weeks vacation.  Medical AND dental.  And… full pension.

I want to be a bag pipe cat.

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The Secret Life of Bag Pipes

hedge02152017The more you know, the more you don’t want to know.

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Cat Scratch Fever

oh151002 I like cats okay. Despite the fact cats have no regard for me. Or anyone really. Cats are the bad girlfriend of pets. They suck up all the oxygen and attention in a room, give nothing back and leave you wondering what you did wrong.

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In Austin It’s Not Illegal To Throw Chewy Gum At Cats

oh150507 The correct pronunciation of forte is ‘fort.’ No accent at the end means the e is silent. Of course, almost no one pronounces it this way which makes me not a lot of fun at parties.

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