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Send In the Stunt Hammy

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This isn’t even close to what I wrote.   It was supposed to be RJ making the bucket suit of armor for himself and Hammy hanging back and yelling off stage to bring in the Stunt Hammy.   Because, you know, a Stunt Hammy would have to  be a different character.

I swear I’m going to get T off the crack and back on his meds if I have to drag Charlie Sheen up to Omak, Washington for the intervention myself.

See, T made me mention Charlie Sheen again.   He’s SUCH a bad influence.

 

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Sheen Family Circus

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Rock Stars From Mars

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I didn’t have the bucket in the script.  Nice addition from T.

As I’ve said in the past, I write these a couple weeks ahead of time.  But for the life of me I can’t remember why I thought Hammy doing impressions was a good idea.   I vaguely recall getting the idea from some sitcom, but I may have dreamed that.   That’s the think with getting older…  your memories and your dreams get all jumbled and reality gets a little squishy.

At least that’s my excuse.  I have no idea what Charlie Sheen’s excuse is…

“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out; they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

Maybe Hammy understands Charlie.

Rock Stars from Mars speak the same language.*

*Crazy.


 

 

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RJ’s Top Five Script Notes

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RJ’s Top Five Script Notes:

5.  I don’t do nude scenes (unless it’s with Katy Perry).

4.  A wood-tick wouldn’t say that.

3.  As Hammy approaches the speed of light wouldn’t his mass become infinite and therefore cause him to fall through the floor of the universe and on top of the mole people who live below.

2.  Why does Verne have a punch line?  What part of turtles are not funny don’t you understand?

1.  Charlie Sheen wants to play my separated at birth brother.  Make that happen.

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